ROBBIE HART ‐ Rock Tenor, low B to high A to high C (optional strong falsetto). Age Range 23‐30. Great comedic timing. A musician and lead singer for a trio that plays for weddings. Ability to play guitar preferred, but not required. Very charismatic, yet insecure with a “puppy dog” appeal.
SAMMY ‐ Baritone, to high F. Age Range 20‐30. Robbie’s friend and guitarist for the trio, not terribly bright but means well and is supportive. Sammy is a typical man’s man, rock star wannabe.
GEORGE ‐ Baritone, to high F (strong falsetto). Age Range 20‐30. Strong character singer who can rap and has good falsetto. Plays keyboard for the trio. Boy George type.
HAROLD AND DEBBIE FONDA ‐ the first bride and groom in the show.
DAVID FONDA ‐ drunk brother of the groom at the first wedding; gives the worst speech ever.
JULIA SULLIVAN ‐ Soprano, low G to E. Age Range 23‐27. Sweet and innocent, she is a waitress who longs to be married and live the perfect married life.
HOLLY ‐ Pop belt to middle E. Age Range 25‐30. Holly is Julia’s cousin, very uninhibited and forward. Based on Madonna of the 80’s.
GLEN GUGLIA ‐ Baritone, to high G. Age Range 28‐35. Julia’s fiancé, a calculating, money‐loving Wall Street type. Probably a former frat bro. Slimy.
ROSIE ‐ Mezzo Soprano. Age Range 60+. Must have great comic timing and a singing voice that suits both classic musical theatre and rap. Robbie’s sweet and spicey, but totally loveable Grandmother.
PRIEST ‐ Priest at Robbie and Linda’s wedding
LINDA ‐ Rock belt, to middle D. Age Range 20‐30. Robbie’s trashy girlfriend. Pat Benatar type.
ANGIE ‐ Age Range 45-50. Julia’s mom. Divorced and still bitter about it.
CRYSTAL AND MOOKIE ‐ a stereotypical Jersey guy and girl. Mookie is very macho and Crystal loud and pushy. They get engaged at the restaurant.
TIFFANY AND DONNIE ‐ another couple who gets engaged at the restaurant. Tiffany should sound like Janice from “F.R.I.E.N.D.S.”.
FIRST WAITER AND SECOND WAITER ‐ Waiters at the restaurant where Glenn proposes to Julia.
DONATELLA AND SHANE MCDONNOUGH ‐ bride and groom at the second wedding. Donatella speaks in an obnoxious baby‐talk voice.
MOTHER OF THE BRIDE‐ A very assertive woman.
BAD HAIRCUT GUY, SIDEBURNS LADY, LOSER GUY, LARGE LADY ‐ solo lines in “Casualty of Love”
SALES CLERK ‐ works at the mall. Solos in “Not That Kind of Thing.”
GLEN’S SECRETARY, JUNIOR SECRETARY, SECOND SUIT ‐ work at Glen’s Wall Street office. Obsessed with making money.
RICKY ‐ the bartender.
BUM ‐ hangs out at the bar.
AGENT ‐ works at the airline counter.
BILLY IDOL IMPERSONATOR
CYNDI LAUPER IMPERSONATOR
MR. T IMPERSONATOR
RONALD REAGAN IMPERSONATOR
TINA TURNER IMPERSONATOR
NANCY REAGAN IMPERSONATOR
IMEDLA MARCOS IMPERSONATOR
ENSEMBLE ‐ plays wedding guests, suits, shoppers, dancers at the club, etc.